The #RoyalPickUpLines Hashtag Is The Funniest Thing on Twitter Right Now
"I'm a William on the streets, but a Harry in the sheets."
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In the days leading up to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding day, royal fever (and drama) has reached insane levels. But unless you happen to be a former cast member of Suits, snagging a date with a royal is pretty much impossible. That hasn't stopped people from testing out their one-liners, though.
Twitter users have been using the hashtag #RoyalPickUpLines to show how they would approach their own royal partner, and the results have been hilarious. Here's betting Meghan and Harry didn't quite go this route.
From the food references...
Hey baby, wanna go with me to Burger King or Dairy Queen? #RoyalPickUpLines
If you want to get really freaky, I'll treat you to Burger King, Dairy Queen, and Royal Crown Cola. #RoyalPickUpLines @WeeklyHumorist
...to the puns...
What are you doing on a Knight like this? #RoyalPickUpLines
One look at you and I was throne off#RoyalPickUpLines
I’ll give YOU a knight to remember! #RoyalPickUpLines
...to the references to the queen...
If the corgis like you, you can stay the night. #RoyalPickUpLines
#RoyalPickUpLines You must be my queen, because I f**KING love you
...and the references to Will, Kate, Harry, and Meghan...
Hey if you be my William, I'll be your Kate. #RoyalPickUpLines
I'm a William on the streets--But a Harry in the sheets. #RoyalPickUpLines
...to the people who just want to live in a palace...
My palace or your palace? #RoyalPickUpLines
What's a commoner like you doing in a castle like this? #RoyalPickUpLines
Do you want to go back to my palace?#RoyalPickUpLines
#RoyalPickUpLines How would you like to wake up in a Palace?
...the tweets are both hilarious and instantly relatable.
There are sure to be more pick up lines to choose from after the nuptials on Saturday, May 19. How about this for size: "There's room for two under my royal church hat"? We'll be here all week, folks.
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Temi Adebowale is the Editorial Assistant at Men's Health. She was previously a Newsroom Fellow, writing news stories across Hearst Digital Media's brands. Temi likes Rihanna, animal print, the StairMaster and burritos.