Talk about finding love in a hopeless place. The Razzie nominations are in, and for the first time ever, the awards show that backhandedly celebrates mediocrity or worse is honoring former winners who've gone on to give performances that don't deserve $4.79 fruit trophies spray-painted gold.
Among the potential recipients of the Redeemer Award are Jennifer Aniston for Cake, Kristen Stewart for Camp X-Ray, and Ben Affleck for Best Split-Second Peen Cameo in a Drama Gone Girl.
On the more traditional butt-of-the-joke end, films such as The Legend of Hercules, Transformers: Age of Extinction, and Blended picked up multiple nods, along with Cameron Diaz (for both lead actress and supporting actress), Drew Barrymore, and Melissa McCarthy.
Watch the announcement video below, and keep scrolling for the full list of nominees.
WORST PICTURE
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
Left Behind
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Transformers 4: Age of Ex-STINK-Tion
WORST ACTOR
Nicolas Cage / Left Behind
Kirk Cameron / Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
Kellan Lutz / The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane / A Million Ways To Die in the West
Adam Sandler / Blended
WORST ACTRESS
Drew Barrymore / Blended
Cameron Diaz / The Other Woman and Sex Tape
Melissa McCarthy / Tammy
Charlize Theron / A Million Ways to Die in the West
Gaia Weiss / The Legend of Hercules
THE RAZZIE REDEEMER AWARD
Ben Affleck (From RAZZIE "Winner" for Gigli to Oscar Darling for Argo and Gone Girl)
Jennifer Aniston (From 4-Time RAZZIE Nominee to SAG Award Nominee for Cake)
Mike Myers (From RAZZIE "Winner" for Love Guru to Docu Director of Supermensch)
Keanu Reeves (From 6-Time RAZZIE Nominee to Critically Acclaimed John Wick)
Kristen Stewart (From RAZZIE "Winner" for Twilight to the Art House Hit Camp X-Ray)
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Cameron Diaz / Annie
Megan Fox / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Nicola Peltz / Trannies #4
Brigitte Ridenour (Kirk's Sister) / Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
Susan Sarandon / Tammy
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Mel Gibson/ Expendables 3
Kelsey Grammer / Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too and Trannies #4
Shaquille O'Neal / Blended
Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger / Expendables 3
Kiefer Sutherland/ Pompeii
WORST DIRECTOR
Michael Bay / Trannies #4
Darren Doane / Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
Renny Harlin / The Legend of Hercules
Jonathan Liebesman / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Seth MacFarlane / A Million Ways To Die in the West
WORST SCREEN COMBO
Any Two Robots, Actors (or Robotic Actors) Trannies #4
Kirk Cameron His Ego / Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
Cameron Diaz Jason Segel / Sex Tape
Kellan Lutz Either His Abs, His Pecs or His Glutes / The Legend of Hercules
Seth McFarland Charlize Theron / A Million Ways To Die in the West
WORST SCREENPLAY
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas, Written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey
Left Behind, Screenplay by Paul LaLonde and John Patus, based on the novel by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Sex Tape, Screenplay by Kate Angelo and Jason Segel Nicholas Stoller
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Written by Evan Daugherty and Andre Nemec Josh Applebaum,
Based on Characters Created by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman
Trannies #4, Written by Ehren Kruger, Based on Hasbro's Transformers Action Figures
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL
Annie
Atlas Shrugged #3: Who Is John Galt?
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Trannies #4
Update, 2/23: And the Razzie goes to...Cameron Diaz, for starring in such cinematic, uh, things as The Other Woman and Sex Tape. (She was nominated for Worst Supporting Actress, too, but no dice in that category.) Taking home the Worst Actor title was Kirk Cameron, whose film Saving Christmas won a mystifying four awards total, while Ben Affleck scored the least-sarcastic win of the night: the Redeemer, "for Gigli to Oscar darling for Argo and Gone Girl." Congrats, everybody, and may you not be in the running next year.
You should also check out:
Who Won the Golden Globes? Women.
Nina Garcia's Favorite Looks from the Golden Globes Red Carpet
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Funniest Golden Globes Jokes